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Warning: Illegal string offset 'date_added' in /var/www/vhosts/ on line 42June 3, 2020, 5:35 pm

For me, one of the toughest days of the week is definitely Thursday, I mean we can all agree that Mondays suck as well, but with the memories of an hopefully ace weekend you somehow get through it. PLUS when you're back at work, uni or school you can share your hilarious weekend stories with your work mates and school/uni friends. In case you spent the weekend playing World of Warcraft, eating fast food and helping your mum to bath the dog, just watch a movie and pretend the action of that was your weekend in front of your friends.
Note: not all movies are suitable for that! For example don't try to sell your friends you were involved in an epic battle against orcs on middle earth.

Anyway... somehow we all make it through Tuesday and Wednesday, I don't know how though, maybe time passes faster? Whatever...

But then it comes... Thursday! Surveys have shown that bed gravity is the strongest on Thursdays (We totally made this fact up), so it's not only you who can't get his ass out of bed, it's everybody. The reason for that? Thursdays just suck: the weather is shittier, you look uglier and fatter, you get more yelled at, the smelliest people stand next to you in public transport or sit next to you in class. No fucks given on Friday because just like Rebecca Black taught us “we gotta get down on friday and everybody is looking forward to the weekend”.

So apparently it's just Thursdays who suck more than any other day of the week. It's probably because you're close to the weekend but not close enough. It's like settling down with the uglier twin of your crush, going to the movies to watch a kids movie with your little sister when you could watch the new “epic-battle-of-the-world-humanity-is-going-down-but-everything-is-fine-in-the-end-and-you-might-see-some-boobies-of-a-hot-actress”- movie or eating a salad in a restaurant that serves big ass meaty burgers because you're with a vegetarian and you dont want to upset him with mince meat drippin' out of your mouth. But keep remembering: on Thursdays we all have to settle down for the ugly twin, the kids movie or the salad.

So since Thursdays suck for me too, I found a way to make them less hateful. The key of doing so is simply the need of something to look forward to:

Instead of spending complete nights watching episodes of your favorites series, choose a series you'll only watch on Thursdays or find something on telly that airs on Thursdays. I've chosen Celebrity Juice with the bang tidy Keith Lemon. Of course I still wake up with “fuck, it's Thursday” but it's followed by “but tonight it's time for Celebrity Juice!”

Get something good to eat! No, I'm not speaking of the healty food your mum makes or the noodles with tomato sauce you try to do with your non-existent cooking skills. Order Pizza and dont regret a single bite. If you order pizza you can just throw away the box, you don't even have to do the washing then.

Ask your dad if you can have the car (congratulations if it's a ferrari, but it's probably not) instead of taking the bus or train. If your dad is not up with the idea, try to convince him with something like “it's take-your-car-with-you-to-school-day” or just fall on your knees, start crying and beg your dad that you can take the car.

In case you were successful with number 3, then put on your favorite band/album in the car and blast it on full volume

If you have an annoying lecture or a meeting where your boss is attending on Thursdays and it totally sucks because everbody gets yelled at or it's boring as fuck, just think about that you are the one who has to sit this out once a week. Your professor or boss is the stupid, boring, choleric idiot till the end of his life. Always remember, smile, nod and think of unicorns galloping on rainbows.

Keep in mind: Britney made it through 2007, so you can make it through this day

Try it! And if everything fails you can always pretend you're ill and just stay in bed.